Conversations with a two year old
*watching Tiny Planets, where Bing and Bong are helping some Flockers do something or whatever*
Nickolas: She did not say "fucker."
Me: No. She said "flocker."
Nickolas: Not "fucker."
Me: Nope.
Nickolas: "Fucker" is a grown up word.
Me: Yep.
Nickolas: So she did not say "fucker."
Me: Nope.
*lather, rinse, repeat every single time the word "flocker" is spoken.*
Nickolas: May I have some grapes?
Me: Sure. *hands him grapes* Hey, guess what?
Nickolas: What?
Me: I love you.
Nickolas: I just farted again.
Me: You are supposed to say "I love you too."
Nickolas: But it was a BIG DADDY fart.
Me: Oh.
posted by Beth @ 7:26 AM
3 Comments:
When Nina says she wants "Stitch" it sounds an awful lot like "Shit." Kid vocab is hilarious.
That's so funny. I sometimes have the mouth of a truckdriver. I spend so many hours in the corporate world, forced to speak politely to people that I hate. So when I get home, I just let my mouth loose. Anyway, my four-year-old son has picked up some of my phrases, and he has said "Fuck it" and "What the fuck" in front of company.
That was lovely...so naturally funny...the kind of stuff that keeps happening to us in our day-to-day life...not that it feels funny right then, but when u look back at it, it's funny :)
You write very well..Keep writing!
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