Conversations with a two year old
*watching Tiny Planets, where Bing and Bong are helping some Flockers do something or whatever*
Nickolas: She did not say "fucker."
Me: No. She said "flocker."
Nickolas: Not "fucker."
Me: Nope.
Nickolas: "Fucker" is a grown up word.
Me: Yep.
Nickolas: So she did not say "fucker."
Me: Nope.
*lather, rinse, repeat every single time the word "flocker" is spoken.*
Nickolas: May I have some grapes?
Me: Sure. *hands him grapes* Hey, guess what?
Nickolas: What?
Me: I love you.
Nickolas: I just farted again.
Me: You are supposed to say "I love you too."
Nickolas: But it was a BIG DADDY fart.
Me: Oh.
posted by Beth @ 7:26 AM
2 Comments:
When Nina says she wants "Stitch" it sounds an awful lot like "Shit." Kid vocab is hilarious.
That was lovely...so naturally funny...the kind of stuff that keeps happening to us in our day-to-day life...not that it feels funny right then, but when u look back at it, it's funny :)
You write very well..Keep writing!
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